The Printing
Machine
Chrrr chrrrrreee
Goes the steady printing machine
Chrrring bloody scenes into bold black ink
Chrrring headlines that make you glug
glug your drink
Chrrring crimes against women
Steep rise in ink
Gang-raped Japanese tourist
International stink stink
Strip-searched for menstruating
Blink blink
Irom force-fed from starving
Think think
Child raped by politician
Ka’ching ka’ching
Chrrr chrrrrreee
The machine harps happily
And we drink to ink
That makes our stomach sink
And teaches us to fear
Everything
Fear the beasts riding the nights
From Delhi to Pondicherry,
Cat-calling, wowing, growling,
Grrr grrr grrring.
Beasts of poverty
Beasts on a shopping spree
‘It’s midnight, Cinderella’
‘It’s ten o’clock, you dirty fella.’
Oh, hell, it really doesn’t matter
It was afternoon in the warehouse and nobody heard her
There’s was just grr grr grrring
Growing louder and louder
And the machine chrrr chrrr chrrring
Faster and faster
Chrrring a nation that prides itself in the hanging of four men
Five if you count the suicide bastard
Chrrr chrrr chrrring a village dangling
Of two girls, pin-up dolls upon a tree
Chrrr chrrrrreee
Goes the busy printing machine
Till heads pile up in our hands
Printed crisp and clean on our newspaper stands
And blend smoothly into our morning routine
Heads for one side or another
Like a black and white marketplace
Two heads for four
Four heads more
Eight heads for a martyr
Enough heads to start a war
I mean how many heads are we after?
Chrrring one after another
Chrrrrreee
And when you think it’s over
When the machine stops with a sudden
Chrrrrreee
Wait a little
Wait patiently
It’s just readying
To chrrr at textbooks of rewritten histories
Of dissected countries
Of majorities and popular beliefs
And then the
Long slow chrrr
In italics
In roman prints
Of sweeping statements made by official establishments
To take safety precautions and make improvements
Based on political views and religious sentiments
Chrrring out the marks of sin
Cut-out of the clothes you’re in
The men with whom you’ve been
The color of your skin
(Speaking of which...)
Chrrring horizontal lines vertically
To pay for print
In soft baby pink
The pleasant opening page
Revealing a “fair and lovely” face
Which melts
A few pages on
With the rise of acid sales
Chrrr chrrrrreee
The machine sings obliviously
Chrrring magazines
With shiny sheens
To accommodate setups socially serene
A world we can buy into
A dream we can hang onto
A love that divides one into two
Values that depend on what others think of you
And you know the tune
You are what you say and not what you do
So keep tap tap tapping
On keyboards computing
Virtual drawing rooms of communicating
Tap tap tweet
Tap tap sweet
Tap tap texting
Tap tap emoticoning
Whilst our machine
Keeps
Chrrr chrrrrreee
The family you marry has nothing to do
Chrrr chrrrooo
With the man you woo
Chrrr chrrraaa to underwear and bra
Ladies can’t fight seriously in lingerie
So hurrah hurrah
Let’s throw her a bikini
Every time she raises her head defiantly
You see God forbids multiplicity
For a woman in our society
Chrrr chrrrrreee goes our precious printing machine
Chrrring you to mask your nakedness
By wearing
Less and less
Chrrring bitterness in mothers
Like slow venom seeping into future generations,
Quiet revenge of the weaker sex
From behind the guise of a tear-stained Kleenex
Chrrrrreee
Chrrring little brats that grow into men
Chrrring little ladies that use hearts to pretend
And manipulate and defend
Themselves
From the grr grr grrring beasts
Of Darwin’s survival-of-the-fittest theories
Until our whole existence becomes just a little series
Chrrr chrrreees
Dailies
Weeklies
Stories that becomes our histories
Oh the irony of all ironies
Will one day reveal
How our great Indian heritage
Fell to its knees
At the mercy of innocent
Little
Printing machines.
This poem was also performed by the author, and is available here.